NEW! Things went south when the tour came to the Philadelphia. I really hope that happens. Oh suck a dick. I got your mothers. Fuckin boo me 9 hrs. 7 Mother fucking minutes left. By Abigail Covington Better audio and longer than the original Bill Burr video. Bill Burr : The Philadelphia Incident Posted by Byron Bojangles III on 4/26/14 at 8:34 am 0 0 Backstory is berated an entire crowd for 12 minutes due to how they treated comics that were on before him LINK Do they even fuckin exist anymore? Some other shit-assed team that’s never gonna win a championship. Veteran Boston comic Bill Burr watched from backstage as his colleagues were heaped with abuse. Partly because he was actually quite funny and partly because he made it through the gauntlet and didn’t back down. The whole pride of your city is built around a fuckin guy who doesn’t even exist. Chris Rock Total Blackout: The Tamborine Extended Cut – Transcript, Bo Burnham: Words, Words, Words (2010) – Transcript, Vir Das: Outside in – The Lockdown Special (2020) – Transcript, Larry the Cable Guy – Remain Seated (2020) – Transcript. What on earth motivated this tirade? Suck a fuckin dick. All of yas…can line up with your Harold Carmichael fuckin jerseys, and one at a time you can all suck my dick. What about not fucking interrupting me you jackass. That’s what I do. I hope the cheese melts your faces off. Design and development by That aint’ gonna work. That’s all I got left. You’re in the front row, you dumb fuck. You can’t see shit. "I hope you all f****** die and I hope the Eagles never win the Super Bowl," Burr tamely began. You people are on goddamn acid. You got a fuckin ping pong team? Bill Burr and The Philadelphia Incident Careers of the rich and famous, have moments that are remembered by the general public, then they have moments the public remember as career defining. Went to the Banana Republic, picked a 20 dollar shirt off the rack. He hosted the October 10, 2020 episode of Saturday Night Live, which became notorious for Burr's crass and (in some considerations) offensive stand-up monologue.. Fucking goddamn losers. By the time the 12 minute set (which Burr counted down every passing minute) was over, much of the crowd gave the comedian a standing ovation. Bunch of goddamn pansies. [boos] I wanna thank you guys for having me. I really hope all of you run into all those black people that you love so much here in Camden. Maybe I wouldn’t have a bunch of cunts not fuckin paying attention 4 hours into a goddamn show. Suck a dick. What’s that? ", and George Carlin's famous football versus baseball routine all come to mind. I hope that bridge collapses onto your pathetic lives. What I should have done was I should have kept my head in the game to survive it. What do you think about that? I hope your mother has herpes in the center of her asshole and you go home tonight and lick it and get it on your tongue and some other horrific shit happens that involves cancer – all of you. For some reason, it all went horribly south at the old Tweeter Center. Burr has spoken before about Philadelphia's spirit for booing things and admits he has an affection for the city. Just one after another. Burr was back in Philadelphia this weekend, so we took the opportunity to ask him about The Rant, along with a few other things, like being on some show you probably never even heard of called Breaking Bad (“I was as big a fan of that show as anybody. All of you go fuck yourselves in your own assholes. All rights reserved. Does it really have to come to this? That I really feel great. 3 minutes left of this motherfuckin tirade. I should get fucking paid right now people. The Eagles and Sixers are looking pretty good these days, Bill. http://jimnorton.com/ and http://billburr.com/ and http://www.allthingscomedy.com/ and https://twitter.com/theMMPodcast I wish I was on his fuckin tour right now. I’m getting paid to shit all over you guys and your stupid fucking rock t-shirts of bands that no one gives a fuck about. "SNL' Host Bill Burr Took Aim at White Women, Cancel Culture, and Gay Pride in a Controversial Monologue The eyebrow-raising set garnered lots of reactions across social media. The terrorists will never bomb you people ‘cause you’re fucking worthless and no one cares about you. Burr then spent his 12 minute set picking apart every thing about the city from its food, its sports teams, its icons, all while receiving boos from the audience. The internet (and soon to be movie, TV, radio, etc.) "I wasn't a professional. From the jump, the unruly Philly crowd set the tone of the night by booing the first comedian off the stage and then proceeded to give hell to all other comedians on the bill. 8 Minutes I’m doin it all. I’d grab you buy the fuckin hair but you don’t have any. 4 minutes left To fuckin talk about you CUNTS. Roll down the windows. That’s a fucking record. He tells the Philadelphia Post-Gazette , "Can I tell you something? A cell phone video recording of the rant has been posted on various video hosting sites. Fucking assholes. Bill Burr was doing a stand-up comedy bit for the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus Show in Camden in 2006, and the crowd had turned ugly. I SAID SUCK A DICK. We pretty much can't print any of the rest of it. In 2006, that's a great lineup by any reasonable standard. Huh? Morgan dipped out after about seven minutes. I hope that happens to you. The third result is William A Burr age 60s in Evans City, PA. Who’s he your dad or something? You have a soccer team? Getting booed by people sittin in the fucking grass. All of you. When the artist before him was booed off the stage, Burr decided to go on the offensive. Required fields are marked *. Bill Burr Tickets | Event Dates & Schedule | Ticketmaster.com What’s that sir? Absolute fucking clown shoes. Your fucking Rush T-Shirts that say I beat the shit out of my girlfriends. Go fuck yourselves. Location: Boydton, VA . The full transcript of Bill’s monologue at the SNL is now available here. I got 4 minutes left. Does it really have to come to this people? This gotta be fucking ridiculous. The first guy to go on, someone no one remembers out of kindness, got destroyed by the afternoon Philly crowd. In 2006 Bill Burr and many of the regular comedians of The Opie & Anthony Show were on The Traveling Virus Comedy Tour, hitting large venues around the nation. OK. Everyone’s chained to their fuckin chairs and just start blowing your fucking brains out. Having first gained notoriety for his recurring role on the second season of Chappelle’s Show, The most notable of them was Philadelphia due to an incident where comedian Bill Burr went on a 12-minute tirade attacking the audience after the previous act, Dom Irrera, was heckled heavily by the crowd. Bunch of fucking losers. Burr has spoken before about Philadelphia's spirit for booing things and admits he has an affection for the city. We cannot, in good conscience, embed Burr's entire rant here, but here is the YouTube link. He decided to … The August 26 show at PNC Bank Arts Center in Holmdel, New Jersey broke the record for the best selling comedy show at the venue, previously held by Jay Leno. I’m gonna be the little observational comedian here. You got fuckin Joe Frazier is from there but he’s black so you can’t fuckin deal with him, so you make a fucking statue for some 3 ft fuckin Italian you stupid philly cheese-eatin fucking jackasses. Clown shoes. I’m gonna finish my set by takin this mic stand base like a fuckin disc. All of you mother fuckers. Filter these events. Buy Philadelphia Bill Burr tickets for any of the dates below. Somehow there’s another dick in there for you to suck. Andrew Themeles. Listen. So, I came out and threw gas on a fire that was already going.". Alright listen I’m out of time. I hate this fuckin city. You all gonna go see Rocky 19. 7 MINUTES left. into a fuckin show. phenomenon, Bo Burnham, brings you his first one-hour stand-up special “Bo Burnham: Words, Words, Words” from the House of Blues in Boston. Original source: https://www.wackbag.com/threads/bill-burr-tirade-a-transcript.51531/, Your email address will not be published. Suck a dick. I just blow all your fuckin brains out. Your email address will not be published. I broke the mic stand. Bring Tug McGraw back from the dead you fucking jackasses. The Flyers. I hope your fucking radios fall on your heads tomorrow. Pissed-off, Burr took his turn onstage and the crowd began giving him the same treatment. How do you like us now? ... Bill Burr is always a great hit with every crowd. That is until I saw Bill Burr’s latest segment on The Tonight Show. Have a good night. What brilliant shit are you gonna fuckin tell me? Bunch of fucking losers. We stock all tickets to every Bill Burr show! I hope he snaps both his fuckin ankles the first goddamn game. That’s great. You’re gonna get fired for coming to work too late cause they’re not gonna notice that you have fucking bone marrow cancer. 2 MINUTES LEFT. You probably won’t even notice the fuckin difference. I hate the way you eat with your little shitty ass subway. Stage banter takes on a different — deeper — meaning as the comedian performs online shows to homebound viewers worldwide from his Mumbai residence. Never passed the fuckin 8th grade. Bunch of pussies. He’s made a career out of being a brutally honest version of himself. “Remain Seated,” his latest solo special, will show you why this Grammy nominated, multi-platinum recording artist, and Billboard award winner is at the top of his game. Throw out some topics Let’s talk about heart disease, something you’re all gonna fuckin die of. I come out here with a fuckin gun, hollow tip bullets, and I just start fuckin shooting people. I still fuckin hate you people. Fucking warehouse working, weed smoking, fucking disappointment to your mother. You’re all gonna get fuckin cancer which is fantastic because all your fucking heads are shaved anyway no one’s even gonna notice. You are this high above New Orleans. What else what else. Why don’t you fucking build something for Joe Frazier. "I was just annoyed because I was sitting there going like, this is one of the greatest comedy line-ups, as far as up-and-coming guys, that I've been around. In general, Bill Burr seems jaded by politics and doesn't think neither Republicans nor Democrats are honest. Fuck all of you. Your team should be selling cotton candy in the fucking instructional league. I got one first. The only thing that’s gonna give it away is me laughing at you in the fucking background. In a recent episode of Joe Rogan's podcast, comedian Bill Burr pushed back against the host on the issue of wearing masks to prevent the spread of COVID-19. The tour appeared in four cities over four dates. It returned in the summer of 2007. Or, in general. © 2021 WWB Holdings, LLC. Bill Burr - The Philadelphia Incident (Better Audio) - YouTube What do you want? I do 3 minutes. The full transcript of Bill’s monologue at the SNL is now available. That’s the first time I said cunt. And I’m doin ALL FUCKING SEVEN. God I hope mass aids, full blown, like fuckin you get weak as you walk to your fuckin car and you just pass out and they just find you next to your ’83 Fucking Monte Carlo with gravel imbedded into the fuckin side of your bald ass fuckin head. All rights reserved. However, Burr would not let the crowd get him like they did the previous acts and kept hammering the audience until some started to turn in his favor. Fall out of one of those piece of shit buildings. Oh Fuck all you people you ya know what you fucking losers, I hope you all fucking die, and I hope those fucking Eagles never win the Superbowl. You don’t know who the fuck he is. The man tore into Philadelphia for 11+ minutes of pure vitriol and hatred, viciously attacking a crowd of 10,000. Sir why are you screaming? You won one fucking world series since 1880. Bunch of racist fucking morons. This is right here is the theme of my set – a broken mic stand. That felt great. What do you want me to talk about. What’s left, the Phillies that faggot ass team named named after a female horse. PhillyVoice Staff, Comic legend Dom Irrera talks Philly, Hollywood and tiny grandmothers, Philly comedian's new book commemorates Wawa culture, Comedy Central orders pilot of 'Delco Proper', Chester County sues East Whiteland company for $11 million over missing COVID-19 antibody tests, Couples can take a virtual cooking class together Valentine's Day weekend, Post-COVID recovery clinics offer continuing care to 'long-haulers', Rare snowy owl spotted in Pennsylvania draws spectators, Police search continues for Camden County man wanted in Pine Hill campground homicide, The best way to reduce COVID-19 risk in a car? Fuck all you motherfuckers and fuck the Flyers. I’m fuckin standing here. His only material regret that night in Camden, apparently, was failing to trash the Sixers. Philadelphia Eagles Philadelphia Phillies Preakness Stakes Ryder Cup San Francisco Giants Seattle Seahawks. Coming to you straight from the Rialto Square Theatre in Joliet, IL to your seat at home! That’s’ it I come out here with a fuckin gun right. Fun isn’t it. They have also lived in New Brighton, PA William is related to Rhonda Burr and Joyce G Burr as well as 3 additional people. I hope you all get in your Ford Focuses and fucking drive off the side of that faggot ass Ben Franklin bridge. Fucking standing backstage for 3 hours to get booed by this GED fuckin stupid-ass piece of shit fuckin crowd. FEMA would never show up for you fuckin’ assholes. Remember that had that whole season when they wore the slacks. I hope you go 0-15. Goddamn lawn seats. # BillBurr # Philadelphia # Rant # Marriage # Standup # StandUpComedy # Burr # MondayMorningPodcast # JustForLaughs # BillBurrFan # AllenPalin # ATC Bill Burr talks about Game 2 of NBA Finals with the San Antonio Spurs and Miami Heat from 2014. That fuckin pussy team. That’s not bad 12 minute rant. Bill graduated from The College of New Jersey from their prestigious AACSB Accredited School of Business with a Bachelor's Degree in Finance. I would really enjoy blowing everbody’s fucking brains out. But more than a decade later, it turns out Burr feels kind of bad about the whole thing. Fucking Rocky is your hero. I had to buy a fuckin shirt for this shit. Never won shit, since fuckin Gerald Ford was in office. Each and every one of you and somehow they just keep repeatedly cumming right in your fucking eyeballs, so that it builds up so much that your eyes fucking crust over. "I was annoyed," Burr said. "Let's talk about heart disease, something you're all gonna f****** die of, and I'm gonna laugh at your f****** funerals," Burr continued. What the fuck am I gonna do at this point. Is this what you want? And, you know, I'm a defensive, f****** angry dude anyways, so it was just the perfect storm.". 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