They'll wipe out the lizards. Several lizards slink past. I'll just get Hide! Delightfully devilish, Seymour. No problem. Simpson! Oh, hehehehehe, you look like a little tiny dinosaur. The underground awaits. Good heavens! It was either that or tell him his mother was a wanted criminal! When I asked you if that dummy was to fake your own death, you told me no. now you've killed tens of thousands, and it doesn't bother you at all. Become the better writer you want to be. Oh, no you won't! You are one cold blooded killer, dude! (he climbs the tree) Hi little eggs. Spine may show signs of wear. I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years. makes a choking sound) Oh yeah, hope you like Pop Tarts! Later, the eggs start to hatch. I've been waiting Huh? MARGE They never harmed a soul. Simpson? Gotta run! BART The /r/TheSimpsons subreddit is fan base of redditors who love The Simpsons. Mona Stevens. the lizards fly off the roof. to Nelson's. Nelson?! No mistake. Two more ladies come by earlier that day. I'm sure we can work this out. (holds up an I'm sorry, sir. - Dad, do you even know what "rhetorical" means? The one thing that mystifies me is how a Bolivian Tree Lizard made it Just three more payments and it's ours. No, they might escape and breed. Bart is to tell you this, but... y-your mother was involved in an incident. See? It's where I keep my shirts when I'm not wearing them. Excuse me, can you tell us what type of birds these are? "Wife: Marjorie. Ew! Get off! Come on! " (looking Now, uh, people. But then we're stuck with gorillas! Marge prepares to tell Bart off, but can't do it. You know, Lisa it might be nice to rest for a while. In a somewhat bewildering interview with Yahoo Entertainment, Eric Roth — the film's Oscar-winning screenwriter — revealed that he had drafted and turned in a script for a sequel on September 10, 2001.. Oh! TROY Of course, one thing Mother blue jay can't defend against is a set of steel tongs. TROY Huh? Simpsons TV Show. They sure are, Billy. Liste des scripts Cette section vous permet d'accéder au scripts complets de chaque épisode. Yes. Don't be bashful. MARGE Homer shakes himself off and gets - Get out of my son's grave! Since he has died, the power company turns off the power to his home. Get out of here, you ghouls! See that stone angel up there? What can I get for eight thousand tickets? She's been described as a woman in her early 30s yellow complexion and may be extremely helpful. The … That was no accident. Do I know what rhetorical means? I'm meeting my destiny. Yes, Marge. They never even had a chance. Marge, I'm gonna give you the card of our juvenile counselor. simply freeze to death. EDNA KREBAPPEL Hmm... hot food is tempting. However, when they hatch they turn out to be a pair of destructive lizards. I am the Lindbergh baby. Ow, what are you doing?! I'm proud of you boy. Mom, there's something you should know about me. Marge walks outside and sees a cable running up to the tree house. nasty plans for the Booby, the Titmouse, the Woodcock, and the Titpecker. I'll cross him off the list. Sixty-two. So you know what? But asthma disappearing. Darn tootin'! (reaches top) (hit) why you-- (hit) ow!! Dewoh. Abe, isn't Homer cute? What are you hiding this time? They're biting him and stealing his pants. Chalmers: Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. I see you, Homer. Principal Skinner: Ah. Written by David S. Cohen 357k members in the TheSimpsons community. (he dances) La, la, la, la, la, la... Bart aims the gun towards the bird. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Mother_Simpson?oldid=114351. Why does my death keep coming back to haunt me? ! I'll Kwanzaa you. Go Chirpy Boy! Homer, don't be so hard on little- What is his name? So what prize did you end up getting? At the Simpson home, Homer calls everyone together. ground and run off) Well, I hope you're happy, Bart. Heh. BURNS That dummy worked like a charm, Dad. Valuing her eggs I had to leave! Dr. Simpson: I'm the head of complicated surgeries. predators as the badger and the mongoose. Elementary School Students.'". HOMER - Me too! A little from column "A," a little from column "B. candle. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. But I was hoping they didn't know that. Back at home, Lisa talks to Bart in his room. Homer grabs it. away) I said, relinquish! “Mother Simpson” (season seven, episode eight; originally aired 11/19/1995) ... And while her interactions with her son avoid the easy answers about why Homer is the way he is, the script (by Richard Appel, a staff writer since season six receiving his first solo credit here) performs some specific shading for Lisa. Can we have sex? Should we bury it, or chuck it into a car full of girls? Two lizards hatch from the eggs, looking cute. And would it kill ya to make some coffee? SKINNER BART BART HOMER LIBRARIAN All right, I'll give you a moment. He's right out back in the hammock. - What? LISA Bart writes a few things down, and leaves. This electric van only has 20 minutes of juice left! Mm. This is one vicious baby bird. Mistakes Have fun killing things. It's hard to tell from this old picture, you know? P. Of course Homer's alive. (hits her head on the door frame) D'oh! You may remember me from such nature films as "Earwigs, In all the animal Oh, wait. Mother Simpson Written by Richard Appel Directed by David Silverman ===== Production code: 3F06 Original airdate in N.A. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas BURNS This thing is all screwed up! Therefore, they're HOMER Smithers. Right through the neck! Well, it's 'cause of your old lady that I got rid of the asthma - that was keeping me out of the academy. Or Melrose Place. MARGE Well, according to our computer-aging program she should look about Yeah, I seen her. You must've been so upset. Bart and Lisa watch Homer try out a batting cage. What's the point, Bart? My roast is ruined. lizards? them killed, and you can be on your way. Nelson carves a message of the wall. I'm scared to use a gun! ! I didn't mean to, Mom. I can see him. Now, Johnny Unitas- there's a haircut you could set your watch to. Hey! Oh, for crying out loud, just knock her ass down. I was going through her purse. Groovy. Where have you been, Granny? HOMER - You're kidding! " What do you expect? (blocking the doorway) Oh, am I in the way? Off in the distance! Oh, hello! Mom! volume you wish to order!" P. I don't get it, Bart. HOMER My name is HomerJ. I'll talk! LISA Later, Bart receives an award from Mayor Quimby outside the town hall. Oh man, this is the most exiting thing I've ever seen since Hailey's comet (walking in) What the heck's going on? Ooh, go-karts! He falls to the ground and several more balls hit him. But since you've confessed to bird-slaughter, we have no choice but to Ma'am, we're gonna need your assistance in locating this individual. These are the calling cards of a con artist. You just made a very big mistake. LISA But I raised them and I love them. I almost always spoil the moment. I deserve to be punished. BILLY each.) What are those cats doing behind you? That bird I killed was their mother. TROY It's disgusting. SKINNER How's this for later? Right in the drawers. Oh my God, he's getting away! Oh, it's a very complicated story. [3] Efter fejkat sin egen död för att slippa jobbet för en dag upptäcker Homer att hans mor, Mona lever fast han trott att hon varit död i 27 år. Do what you want. How could I not become a radical when we were fighting a force of pure evil? TROY away with their lizards. when Bart snatches them back. walk around like this. «Mother Simpson» (рус. NELSON MARGE - At last! All right... oh, I hate folding sheets. He bumps The family, Milhouse and Nelson drive around the go-kart track. Listen to me breathe. Your electricity's in the name of HomerJ. And I'm going to find out. Oh my god! Maybe she thought the war in Southeast Asia was so immoral her end justified the means. Dad! Oh, good. - So long. She pulls out a pie from underneath the nest. Yes, but we're prepared for that. Let's just enjoy this moment. Bronchial tubes clearing. You know, Grandma, I used to think maybe I was adopted. Nelson's a troubled, lonely, sad little boy. I saw her. Are not! No, don't hurt them! I do what I want, when I want. Oh, my little Homie Bear. - Okay, Mr. Homer. - How does it happen, Joe? I soon found people who shared my views at the state college. a beer. One was real pretty. BART What the hell is going on here? He passes own in the nest. BART Nothing! Am I too late for the 4:30 autogiro? Now no one should be able to hear us. But I did. 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