I'm fine. This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. Oh. It's brimstone. I thought you'd understand? Maybe you don't mine me saying. You probably hear this all the time from your food, but you must bleach yourself, because that is one dashing smile you got there. -Oh, this is delicious. -That's right, fool! You rescued me. Nope. I can talk. I'm all alone, there's no one here beside me. Yeah. Man I had some strong gases leaking out of my but that day. -Eat me. You tensed, irritating, miniature peace of barden. There you are, doing it again. I'm on road again. By the order of lord Farquaad. Wake up and smell the fairemones. And I have I way. You're all right. You'll shrink things lord Farquaad is compensating for something, which I think needs, he has a I guess we better move on. Well, it's no wonder, you don't have any friends. Not gumdrop buttons. -I'm ugly, ok? I mean, white sparkling teeth. Forgive me princess for startling you, but you startled me. Bachelorette number two? After Shrek and Princess Fiona return from their honeymoon, they are invited to a royal ball by Fiona's parents to celebrate their marriage. When we met, I didn't think you're just a big stupid, ugly Ogre. That is so sweet. Cool. Batch Script - Deleting Files - For deleting files, Batch Script provides the DEL command. -I'm not going to. But Donkey, I'm a princess. 'Cause I'm all alone, there is no one here, beside me. They judge me, before they even know me. Time out. Ok. That makes me feel so much better. -The muffin-man? -Me. I like that, I respect that, Shrek. -No. Just beautiful. I do like that half door. Sure it's big enough, but look at the location. I got a dragon here and I'm not afraid to use it. See? There's something I want ... Shrek. I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now and get all off my land and back where you came from. No, no, not there. Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. Ok, I'll tell you. Shrek script. You know not everybody likes onions. -No! Many brave knights had attempted to free her from the dreadful prison, but none prevailed. Down to the last slime covered toast tool. -Shrek! Guards, guards. Shrek, I'm gonna die. You're afraid of the dark. Where do I sleep? Not through it. Yes. No. Ok, let me get this straight! I will have... All right, nobody move! Listen! -Do you want to sit down? Incredible. Take it away. -Donkey, I'm ok. You can't do this to me Shrek. I guess, you don't entertain much, do you? That is a nice boulder. Not to mention dangerous situation. Now Ogres, huh, they are much worse. She's a princess and I'm... ...an Ogre. ...rush into a physical relationship. -Shouldn't we stop to make camp? Before sunset. And that one, that's Throwback. Voila! Can I stay with you, please. No, Shrek! Your welcome is officially warned up. But that's why we have to stick together! I don't want to go back there. Games Movies TV Video. It's ok. -What did you do with the princess? Check du and df . Did you download the entire Shrek script PDF already? He's just a li..., just a little nervous. Oh, no! Don't tell him anything! Look, I've never seen you like this before. Never . Where are the others? I read it in a book once. -Well, they also great in stews. We were forced to come here. Now Ogres, huh, they are much worse. Uh, look at that. Donkey helps Shrek find a hidden exit clause; the contract can be nullified by "true love's kiss". Oh, no, you wouldn't, dust. What are you doing? Actually, it's quite good on toast. So. What you're doing here is the opposite... -Don't move. -No. sleeves. I thought we were looking for the princess. Like what? Um... Shrek. Come on donkey, I'm right here beside you. And where would a brave knight be without his noble steed. Well, I've got a talking donkey! Go on. -It's the spell. -I heard that you two were talking. The wedding! I live alone. What is that? How do you do this? Give me that. I'm in trouble. Look, I'm an animal and I got instincts. That will do Donkey, that will do. I'm master of the stairs. 999 Pages. Check out this kazing thazing, bazaby!" And then they share true love's first kiss. -Are you afraid? What? -I talked to her last night. We'll just hackle this thing together one little baby step after time. -What? -Do you know the muffin-man? Donkey appears, wanting to move in with them after a fall-out with Dragon, much to their consternation. Right? Bachelorette number two is a kemp wearing girl from a land of fantasy. Oh, no! Why didn't you just pull some old Ogre stuff on them? Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. You're not coming home with me. Let the tournament begin. Everyone knows it what happens when you find... Hey! With Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, John Lithgow. They thought that was all over there. I mean 'course you're a girl dragon, 'cause you're just ricking the feminine beauty out. Come on, let's go. Give it up for... Show-white. It's disgusting. In fact. FIONA. -Hey, you! But you know, you're kind of an Ogre. -Your future awaits you. Please enable Cookies and reload the page. This would be so much easier if I wasn't colorblind. Or something. Cleared out as agreed. That's the moon. Shrek. And as so by the power of these two... What do you see? Really? If you are on a personal connection, like at home, you can run an anti-virus scan on your device to make sure it is not infected with malware. I am authorized to place you both under arrest. Paffe is delicious. Here I go. -Really really. -Why do you want to talk about it? Media. A quest to get my swamp back! -Donkey! I'd like that. -All right. What? We got to check it out. I think I need a hug. Shrek?! Shrek, wait, wait a minute. Doesn't that bother you? Oh, go ahead fella. Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back? 3. No! There's no one to derive me. -Eat me. Grab his bones to make you brave. I'm on road again... What did I say about singing? -Take it off! I like my privacy. I'm coming! This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Shrek. Ok, look. Assemble your finest man. I'm just bringing her back to Farquaad. I tell him! Aug 2nd, 2014. I guess I'll be dining a little different late tomorrow night. No, no, no. Take it away. I'm making waffles. Are you Princess Fiona? -Yeah, my swamp! That's it, that's, right there, that's Duloc. You don't how is like to be concerned like a freak. -No. -Put me down! Oh I do. Listen, you were really, really something, back there. Hurry! This little wooden puppet. I'm all alone, there's no one here beside me. New plan. - Spider? Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, talking donkeys! Onions have layers. I will make this princess Fiona my queen. Three. All right, get out of here. Shrek: Listen, Artie, eh, if you think this whole mad scene ain't dope, I feel you, dude. You've had a lot of time to plan this, haven't you? Hey, what are you doing? Now my patience has reached its end! But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. You know. All right. We must be getting close. It's destiny. I warned you! Guards! -I. I don't have any thumbs!!! You get it? -Do you know the muffin-man? ?mon shery, for I am your saviour. Wanted. We? Why? You there. It's not... What a lovely bed. I'm ok. Oh, that's great. Hey, I can fly. Listen! There was tripping on over themselves like babes in the woods. Good for me to. Really, really. That is a nice boulder. Seize him! We gonna go find the dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad will give you back the swamp, which you only don't have, 'cause he filled it with full of freaks on the first place. Well that's good for ten schillings, if you can prove it. You know what? Oh come on baby... -Donkey. You know, grab your torch and pitchforks. Who? I found some cheese. -Wheat rat. What do we got? Oh, come on. Yes, yes. No. Your fine days are over. I'm not saying that I do, 'cause I don't. Scripts.com is a huge collection of movie scripts, screenplays and transcripts from famous and not-so-famous screen writers from around the world — collaboratively published by amateur script writers and contributing editors. -You want to hold her! I don't know who you think you are. He.Shrek the Musical Synopsis: A benign green ogre and his sidekick Donkey save the land from an evil lord and rescue a lovely princess from a terrible fate.Shrek The Musical is a musical with music by Jeanine Tesori and book and lyrics by David Lindsay-Abaire. A, no, not really, no. And then you showed up and BAM. Bachelorette number two is a kemp wearing girl from a land of fantasy. -Yes. Look, you love this woman, don't you? Now, I don't mean to brag, but I make a mean wheat rat stew. You'd be blowing smoke and stuff. No, no. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. There was tripping on over themselves like babes in the woods. Layers! What do I have to do, to get a little privacy? -Stubborn jackass. Wow! Believe me donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead. -You know what I mean. Now hand me that big old rock, the one that looks like your head -Back off! Hold on. The sooner, the better. brimstone. But this isn't right. -Yeah. I'll tell you why. -Ok, easy. You wouldn't turn me in. No. Hey! Understand? This is good. Really. You know, you're just jealous that you can never measure up to a great ruler like lord Farquaad. Back there. They forgive each other! You're right. And if I turn my neck like this, look. But wait, Sir Knight! Does that sound good to you? Go on. I can change. -But you can't marry him! Can you forgive me? -You didn't slay the dragon? Guards! -It's not like it has feelings. By the order of lord Farquaad. What are you doing in my swamp? Donkey? They'll make a soup from your freshly peeled skin. -Wait a minute. Yeah! ?, dragon guarded castle, surrounded by a hot boiling lava. Inside. Who would wanna live in a place like that? SHREK. And I'm not going out there by myself. Well, yeah. Is this true? -No, but shhhhh. Where did that come from? Close. And if you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light! That's enough. Now, if you two are such good friend, why didn't you follow her home? And, well, I don't really like it, but I thought you may like it, because you're pretty. This is the part, where you run away. You're an Ogre. You. Shrek and Donkey, two stubborn friends off on a world and big city adventure. Well, I've got a talking donkey! In fact. That wasn't in a job description. You're my rescuer. So will it be, bachelorette number one? You let her get away. They never last, do they? FIONA No! Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. -He can fly! I'm an Ogre. You're great pal, aren't you? That would be my home. Take it and go. No? Well that's good for ten schillings, if you can prove it. You know I do to. Ok, ok. Can I just tell you that you were really great back there with those guards. Next. -Is that you Gordon? 2 2. Not there! Donkeys don't have layers. Hey Shrek! -I thought that wouldn't matter to you. Take a look at me! (TO VILLAINS) Kill it! One. I mean I... Why wait? You don't how is like to be concerned like a freak. Good question. Hey, that is unwanted physical contact. That's ma personal tail. Oh, sure. /P. - No, no, no, not a wasp. You know the whole Ogre trick. Forget it. I wouldst look upon the face of my rescuer. I don't get it Shrek. I helped rescue the princess. -Please! Yeah! Fandom Apps Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. They thought that was all over there. This? I didn't invite them. -Our swamp? And be quiet! OK. -No, Shrek! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey! He'll groan into your bones for his brains. There he is and there's the group of hunters running away from his stag. -Huh, thank you! Awaiting a knight so bold as to rescue me. - I'm not attracted to spiders. Explore Wikis; Community Central; Start a Wiki; Search This wiki This wiki All wikis | Sign In Don't have an account? Ogres have layers. Let's get married today. -For getting rid of the Donkey. Paffe. No. I am. Two things. -You know what? Where do I sleep? Yes, my half. Where you dumped those fairytale creatures. Or bachelorette number three? But you are beautiful. Who cares. Oh, a, I guess that's cool. -Our swamp. Good? And I would st first like to knowest the name of my champion. Thank you. Please notify me if you encounter a stale link. That's why I'm better off alone. And they don't come of stone neither. The battle is won. There it is, princess. -Shrek. What makes you think she'll be there? This shall be the norm until you find true love's first kiss. She called me a noble steed. No! One. Awaiting a knight so bold as to rescue me. You are mean to me, you insult me, you don't appreciate anything that I do! He's the one, who wants to marry you. Don't tell him anything! No, do you think? Oh, a, I guess that's cool. Well it's a little late for that. Shrek! He can talk! When the day ends, Shrek will no longer exist. Oh, would you look at that. Can I stay with you, please. While they might have fallen out of fashion a bit these days, there's no escaping the box-office juggernaut that was (once) the Shrek movies.. What? And what of my groom to be, lord Farquaad. 'Cause I'm all alone, there is no one here, beside me. Turn your head ???. Princess. Indeed. No. What? What are you doing? By night one way, by day another. All right! Magic mirror. He's really quite a chatterbox. It's just about it. -The chicks love that romantic crap. See? Ugh, it's hideous. -Oh, yeah. So where is this fire breathing pain in the neck anyway? Morning. Hey I don't wanna even hear. What do you got? But that's no way to behave in front of a princess. You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy. -What? Nothing happened. Only a true friend would be that truly honest. You're flying outside the hive, talking to … Waiting for us to rescue her. -Dead! But the wall supposed to go around my swamp. But I like you anyway. Hej miła, będę z tobą. Ok, ok, let's just back up a little and take this one step at the time. I mean, if it doesn't groove, or what I'm saying ain't straight tripping, just say, "Oh, no, you didn't! Oh no, Shrek. No! Now let s go. -What are you talking about? You are. You've got that kind of: "I don't care what nobody thinks of me" thing. That's the last thing on my mind. Shrek. Synopsis . You can residing of a poem to me. Man you got to warn somebody before you just crack one off. I'll have you locked back in that tower for the rest of your days! Look, I'm not gonna eat you. Oh, good. Very well, Ogre. -Every word. Put me down or you will suffer the consequences. Oh no. -It talks?! Hey, what's your problem Shrek? Hi, everyone. Actually, it's quite good on toast. Then, take love's true form... -Oh, that's beautiful. Wait. Give it up for... Show-white. Ok, ok. We can keep going. Lets get it! All right. -She's married to the muffin-man. I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now and get all off my land and back where you came from. I like that, I respect that, Shrek. This little wooden puppet. Number three. Oh, yeah. Oh, come on, Shrek. -Shrek. Shrek: The Kingdom of Far, Far Away, Donkey. Oh, no! You try to give them a hint and they won't leave. Ah, right on time. Calm down. I'm still afraid of the dark. Are you princess Fiona? Everybody loves cakes. What are you doing in my house? -Two! Blue flower, red thorns. UwU, Tag me to uwuwize comments, ain't much but it's honest work uwu u/uwuwizard, New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. -No, no! This document apples to the script as distributed by GIMP FX-Foundry project.. Ok, I'm on it. Initially terrified of Shrek, Donkey befriends him after seeing him cry over his erased history. Finally, the Shrek script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the movie starring Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, and Cameron Diaz. I love it. All of you. No, no. Yeah. -That's right, fool! It's very spooky in here and are we playing little games. Now, you hold still and I'll yank this thing out. All right. The sooner we get to Duloc, the better. That champion should have the honor, no, no... ...the privilege to go forth and rescue the lovely princess Fiona from the fireing keep of the dragon. Well, guess what? Bachelorette number three is a fire-breathing ??? MINT, Wojtek Szumański. I was thinking of all the people, you would recognize a wall when you see one. You think that Shrek is your true love. I was talking about the dragon Shrek. I'm not a monster here. That's what I like to hear, man. Good night. So you just shut up and pay attention! I need to talk to you. -Fiona? -Yes. You wouldn't turn me in. It's amazing what you did with such a modest budget. Sure, but Shrek... -I'm worried about Donkey. -Can I whistle? What's he like? Awful stuff. So will it be, bachelorette number one? Oh, yeah. D&D Beyond Then you got to, got to try a little tender love. Oh, you little... Shall we? -I told you, didn't I? But wait, sir knight. -Now tell me! Shrek! Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. ?, dragon guarded castle, surrounded by a hot boiling lava. And Shrek... Well you've got a lot in common. Attention all fairy tale things! "The Dark Knight," "Shrek," "Grease," "The Blues Brothers," "Lillies of the Field," "The Hurt Locker," "A Clockwork Orange," "The Joy Luck Club" and … Don't get all started. I've put up signs. What's the matter with you? Please, give me another chance. Blue flower, red thorns. -What? -Well, I'm through with you! -As promised. Not gumdrop buttons. -Get out of my way. This cage is so small. Well then, what are you waiting for? It's very late. Sunset?! SHREK. Next. Look. I've tried to be fair to you, creatures. Man, I like you. I will have potential. Shrek! I like my privacy. Get him! -This is my swamp. -Please! Just tell her, she's not your true love. -Are you hiding something? Outside! All right then. Look, it's not that bad. She likes sushi and hottubbing anytime. Knights! Oh pick me, I know! Never fear! Show me the princess. little wild hairs? Princess Fiona? the entire script of shrek 2. gpolaris. Ok? Swamp toast, soup fish, eye tartar. I brought you a little something. Fairytale creatures. No! -See? A time for true love's first kiss... Fiona? But that's why we have to stick together! Do it. I'm a terrifying Ogre! You should ask him that, when we get there. She's nice. Shrek & Fiona: NO! Hold on, Shrek. -Got you! What are you doing in my house? ... S.No. -Let's do that again. It's tender. He can talk! -What I mean is a... ...you're not a king, yet. Cakes have layers. Donkey & Shrek: Are we there yet? That's why I have to marry lord Farquaad tomorrow, before the sun sets and he sees me, like this? -Come on. What are you gonna do when we get our swamp back, anyway? I guess I am just a big stupid, ugly Ogre. Well, let me put it this way, princess. -Anyone? I forgive you for stabbing me in the back! -No kidding. Are you all right? Go ahead Shrek. You know, what I think? -...he all ready said it. The drafting stairs, ??? If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful, the first runner up will take his place. You and what army? -He's hungry. Aren't you? I'm the stair master. And that's where you say: "I object". Uh-um. But there are robbers in the woods. -What's wrong? /F. Oh, what large teeth you have. Right. I see what's going on here. I guess, you don't entertain much, do you? -You know, I'll make you up some tea. Oh? A, what are you do... No! I saw this flower and thought of you because it's pretty. Shrek script. But you got to have free ... -Stop singing! Shrek! But I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Calm down. Well? Man, that was annoying. She was talking about... ...somebody else. Now, come on. So, a... Are there any donkeys up there? But you can become one. Man, I'd really love to stay, but you know I'm a asthmatic and I don't know if we would worked out. -Anyone at all? We both have layers. -Good night. This cage is so small. -Maybe it's a perk? -As good as gone. Bye, bye. It's late. -Oh, for 'the love of pit'. Well? Just like the time... ...and then I ate some rotten berries. Man, it's good to be free. Don't look down, don't look down. We're going to have a tournament! A mean lord exiles fairytale creatures to the swamp of a grumpy ogre, who must go on a quest and rescue a princess for the lord in order to get his land back. -No. Just kiss hers dead frozen lips and find out what a live wife she is. -It's the line, it's the line you got to wait for. Hey, I'm no ones messenger boy, all right? She said I was ugly! This way! Princess and ugly don't go together. Wait a second. Ok, I'll tell you. -But you're already half way. She's... human. You're right Donkey. This is me. Mirror, mirror on the wall. Come on. I thought... -Yeah. You might have seen house fly, maybe even a superfly. A big stupid ugly Ogre. All you have to do, is marry a princess. If that don't work, your breath will certainly do the job done, 'cause... you definitively need some tic-tac or something, 'cause your breath stinks! You cut me deep Shrek, you cut me real deep just now. Shrek; Shrek 2; Shrek the Third ; Shrek Forever After; Puss in Boots; Television series Television specials. I don't have time for this. So your Linux system is telling you that you have no space left on your hard drive, but you know there is actually a lot of free space left. Shrek?! Indeed. -The muffin-man! One of a kind. Maybe you don't mine me saying. I don't think so. He'll groan into your bones for his brains. I'm supposed to be beautiful. -The muffin-man. Au, see? Was it something that you ate? Enough! The bed's taken. Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? And the first thing I'm gonna do, is build a ten foot wall around my land. You know I think I've preferred your humming. You know you're quite a decorator. You're a girl dragon. Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all? Look at my eye twitching. Why are you following me? -Oh, you can't tell me you're afraid of highs. There's no our. -What do you know about true love? Get him! Well so much for noble steed. -I guess this is just my act of magnetism. Hey look at this. -I. -Now tell me! Blue flower, red thorns. I get half the booty. PRINCE CHARMING You will not ruin things this time ogre. -Two! Oh, you know what. All right! Please, monster. If you are at an office or shared network, you can ask the network administrator to run a scan across the network looking for misconfigured or infected devices. I object! Related: How to Rename Files in Linux. Not there! You're coming with me. Now I really see what's going on here. I found some cheese. -Your swamp? Listen, keep breathing. -Really really. Shrek, what are you doing? Wow! Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. Hey, hey wait up Shrek! -Go away. -I thought, I told you to stay outside. Shrek and Donkey, two stubborn friends off on a world and big city adventure. I've tried to be fair to you, creatures. Ok, ok, I can lose it. Don't die Shrek. And here they are. I'll take care of the dragon. You may remove your helmet good sir knight. Shrek Wiki. -And as for you my wife. Although she lives with seven other man, she is not easy. People of Duloc. Just let me off right now, please. Yours for the rescuing, Princess Fiona. -Two... -Three! The one, who kills the Ogre, will be named champion. Give me that. Wildcards may be used to delete multiple files. Princess. Do you have a tissue or something, 'cause I'm making a mess. I think this whole wall thing is just a way to keep somebody out. Yeah. You know, ??? Celebrity marriages. Oh, now what does he want? You know I like like that. I'll get you out of there! Take it away. -Oh, Why you block? Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? It doesn't. My mouth was opened and everything. 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What's your name? Promise you won't tell. I'm not that emotionally ready for commitment of a this magnitude. You've won the honor of embarking on a great and noble quest. -Oh my god. Well James. Oh, this is another one of those onion things, isn't it? That's your half and this is my half. You're going the right way for smack bottom. -Now! -Oh, now you wanna talk? What did Fiona said about me? Besides, even if I did tell her that... well you know. It's just a donkey. I live in a swamp. -Oh, no. Directed by Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jenson. All right Ogre, I'll make you a deal. Well, the stars don't tell the future, Donkey. I've been this way as long as I can remember. You know what else everyone likes? Oh really? Blue flower, red thorns. We'll never make it in time! I'm entirely in your debt. Right, this one is full. Of course! Yes, yes. -Two... -Three! Shut, up. But what I am screaming is, "Yo! We were forced to come here. Oh, anxious are we? -Now! I really don't think this is a good idea. Right, this one is full. Ok, fine. This way! -Yeah, so what. Well, gentleman I'll be d..., good night. And then you showed up and BAM. I do like that half door. Well, then why didn't he come to rescue me? Man, it's good to be free. 1,715 . -No. Lord Farquaad. My lord! Because there's nothing wrong with being afraid. -The muffin-man! They'll make a soup from your freshly peeled skin. Run! -No. -Oh, now we're getting somewhere. Never been better. Determined to save their home -- not to mention his -- Shrek cuts a deal with Farquaad and sets out to rescue Princess Fiona … You monster. -No. I know where he is. Aha, that's the place. Oh, go ahead fella. -What's all this about? I can talk. Very clean. my note! My problems have all gone. And transport you to designated resettlement facility. But, how will you kiss me? Well, maybe you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them. Me, me. -What? All right. Just go in there and tell her how you feel. I did half the work. -Thanks. Ok? Bring it in. I'll stick with you. -Oh. Scripts # A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. Sit down there! -Princess Fiona. -Me. -Example? That's why I can't stay here with Shrek, but only chance to live happily ever after is to marry my true love. -25 pieces of silver for the witch. No, no, it's perfect. There's something I have to tell you. Ok, you two. Little donkey. Hey, what are you doing? Stop it, both of you. She's so nice. That's not the point. I'm on road again... What did I say about singing? I've talked to... Get her out of my sight! Read Script Shrek (2001) Written by Ted Elliott, Terry Rossio, Joe Stillman, and Roger S.H. Names. There's nothing to tell. Now it's my turn! FIONA. OK, OK. -But one night only. There’s no in-flight movie or nothing. Oh, yeah. That's, I'm terrified.